
Water Cleans.
Paper Smears.
T.P. can't finish the job, it leaves behind poop particles that sabotage your hygene and ruins your daily comfort.
Narsehole cleans your butt with water treating you to a sparkling backside and leaving behind only the confidence to get that promotion, climb that mountain, or ask out that barista you've been crushing on.

Stop Smearing!
Go farther in life with a clean, itch-free butt.

No More Wiping Yourself Raw!

No More Swampy Mud Bottom

No More Dinggleberries!

Protect Your Posterior.
Don’t risk getting an inferior spray, whether it’s small and pointy (ouch!) or a super soaker. We spent hundreds of hours watering our holes to fine tune the angle, stream and pressure of the Narsehole. Your starfish is in safe hands with us.

Installs In 10 Minutes!


Narsehole
A tiny butt-shower (bidet) attachment for your existing toilet with a dual nozzle spray and pressure control. No electricity needed, installs in 10 Minutes.

