Poop Like A Viking.
Upgrade Your Bathroom
Turn your porcelain throne into Valhalla with this mini-shower designed for your butt.
Water Cleans. Paper Smears.
T.P. can't finish the job, it leaves behind poop particles that sabotage your hygene and ruins your daily comfort.
Narsehole cleans your butt with water treating you to a sparkling backside and leaving behind only the confidence to get that promotion, climb that mountain, or ask out that barista you've been crushing on.
Order NowStop Smearing!
Go farther in life with a clean, itch-free butt.
No More Wiping Yourself Raw!
No More Swampy Mud Bottom
No More Dinggleberries!
Protect Your Posterior.
Don’t risk getting an inferior spray, whether it’s small and pointy (ouch!) or a super soaker. We spent hundreds of hours watering our holes to fine tune the angle, stream and pressure of the Narsehole. Your starfish is in safe hands with us.
How do I
poop now??
Poop, turn the knob on the tiny butt-shower, give it a sec, turn the knob off, pat dry with a washcloth or a couple squares of T.P., then carpe diem!
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Installs In 10 Minutes!
Narsehole
A tiny butt-shower (bidet) attachment for your existing toilet with a dual nozzle spray and pressure control. No electricity needed, installs in 10 Minutes.
